it's tough to fight pirates. punching them in the eye patch is worthless. breaking their wooden peg-legs might give you splinters. and challenging them to pie-eating contests just doesn't make any sense. co-existing with these aquatic terrorists may seem like a daunting idea at first, but there is always a possibility that you may develop a fetish for having the contents of your rectum stirred around with a sharp metal hook. this is my official notice of termination from employment with uber tavern.
7/11
bryan david o'neill
No comments:
Post a Comment