Harvey Weinstein's Updated Tinder Profile Page

Shakespeare In Courtney Love, 68
*Less than 6 feet away

Hobbies:

--NetFlix n' Rape
--Exotic potted plant breeding
--Solitary confinement Parkour

If I were a sea creature, I'd be...
...devouring your chocolate starfish.

Top 3 donuts:

1.) Cream-filled
2.) Glazed
3.) Dingleberry Jam

Pro:
-Rich. For now.
-Can use handicapped parking spots as long as I'm faking a limp with my walker.
-I put out on the first date.

Con:
-My face.
-My body.
-My personality.
-I'm still alive.