Greatest Hits: Hard Times

After being unanimously voted out of the White House in the presidential election of November, 2020, Donald and Melania Trump find themselves completely broke and newly homeless on the hard streets of Washington D.C.  In an effort to quickly raise money, they come to an agreement that the disgraced President ought to prostitute himself around the seedy underbelly of the city.

His first foray into the market is an all-evening grind, sunset to sunrise, but he makes it home in one piece to share the spoils of his labor.  As he warms his hands by the garbage can fire, the former First Lady asks, "How well did you fare out there, my love?"

"Not bad." He states. "I made 128 dollars and 25 cents."

With her face twisted in disgust, she growls, "What kind of a person would give you a quarter for doing all of those hideous things?"

"All of them."