Monday, April 6, 2020

Greatest Hits: Graze Anatomy

Donald J. Trump walks into the family doctor's office with his wife in tow for an annual physical.

After asking a few health-related questions and a quick blood pressure test, the physician says, "Alright, sir.  I'm going to need a urine sample, a stool and a specimen of your sperm."

Trump, tweeting frantically away on his phone, looks up at Melania and asks, "What did he just say, love bug?"

With a gentle pat of her hand on his knee, she says, "He needs you to take off your underwear."

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