Upon reaching the bar, the younger man says, "I'll just have some good old fashioned H2O, please." The beverage arrives in a tall frosty glass and immediately he is surrounded by a gaggle of beautiful women and whisked away for a night of debauchery.
Impressed, the President leans over to the bartender and says, "I'm also very smart. I'll have some H2O, too." Upon receiving the glass, he begins to scan the room for potential pussy to grab onto while sipping mightily on the contents through the thick straw. Then the walls of his throat and stomach explode as he falls to the ground with blood pouring out of his mouth and he dies on the dirty floor like a stray dog.
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