Donald Trump, Mike Pence and William Barr are all standing around a cookie in the White House kitchen, jerking off with thumbs up their asses when the Attorney General says, "You know, I'm really getting forgetful. This morning I was standing at the top of the stairs and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down, homey."
The Vice President snickers. "Sheeeiit, playah. You think that's bad? The other day I was scratching my nut sack while sitting on the side of my bed and couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up."
The Commander-In-Chief smiles and says, "Well, gangstas, my memory is just as good as it's ever been...knock on wood."
He raps the surface of a nearby table three times.
"Now, you guys relax. I'll go answer the door."
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