Greatest Hits: Shut The Hole Up

Eric Trump walks into the White House carrying a brown paper bag.  His father sees him and asks, "Whatcha got there, Son?"

"Doughnuts." The lad replies.

The President gets excited and says, "Ooh!  Can I have one if I correctly guess how many are in the bag?"

Smiling, he answers, "Dad, if you can guess the exact number, I will happily give you both of them."

"Are there five!?!"

the end

Epilogue: A meteor hits the planet and everybody dies.