Greatest Hits: The Hole Truth And Nothing Butt The Truth

Barron Trump is outside in the White House backyard, digging a large pit with a shovel when his mother strolls up to him in her high heeled shoes and asks, "Why are you doing that, son?"

He stops for a moment to look at her and answer, "My gerbil died and I need to bury him."

The First Lady doffs her sunglasses and replies, "Well, that's an awfully big hole for such a small animal."

"Yeah." He stumps. "But he's still stuck in Dad's asshole."