S'up?
Yeah, what's going on?
I'm beating a chink with a sock full of quarters right now. Can this wait?
exits conversation at 4:20
Oh,..yeah. LOL. Yer fine. you other two GOt a sec?
I'm about to step out and spray-paint swastikas on my brand new Prius.
Oh kewl...Aren't u a Lyft driver? That's a good IDeea. keep your clientele honest>
You know it. Peace out.
exits conversation at 4:29
I like that guuy. You still there, number 3?
Are you typing this with your dick, dude? What's wrong with you?
Dude! Not cool! You knooow my sister bit mi dik off WheN I waz yung!>/!!!!)
What? Are you fucking serious?
Naw, man. I'm playing with you. There was a booger on my phone screen and I was trying to just text around it. I finally just grabbed some Indian bitch and rubbed it off on the retarded dot on her forehead.
Phew. For a minute there I thought something was severely wrong with you.
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