Greatest Hits: The Truth Hurts

Donald J. Trump buys a lie detector robot that slaps people whenever they utter a falsehood.  He unveils his new toy at the dinner that evening with his family.

"So, Barron." He coos, with a mouthful of french fries. "What did you do with yourself today?"

The young man answers, "I did some math homework, Pop."

The robot quickly reaches out with a clenched fist and smashes him in the face.

Rubbing his sore jaw, he admits, "Okay!  I was at a friend's house watching a movie!  Jeez!"

While swallowing an entire cheeseburger in one bite, the President then asks, "What movie did you watch?"

"Uh, Toy Story 2."

The robot immediately pounds the son upside the head again.

"Okay!  We were watching porn!  Jeez!"

Trump, squeezing a packet of ketchup directly into his mouth, says, "When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot backhands the father.

Melania, giggling with a hand over her mouth, says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot stands up from its chair, rips off its own head and explodes.