The doctor, removing himself from tending to the needs of another patient, turns around and says, "Okay. Drops your pants, bend over and let's address the situation."
The president does as he's instructed.
The man screams, "Whoa! What on Earth could have possibly happened to make your butthole such a gaping mess!?"
Trump answers, "I got fucked up the ass by an elephant."
Disgusted, the health official suspiciously declares, "An elephant's penis is very long but relatively skinny. This cavernous maw is as wide as it is deep, not the result of just having anal sex with an alphas maximus!"
With a small tear in one eye, trump whispers, "He fingered me first."
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