Eavesdropping On a Conversation About March Madness Or A St. Patty's Day Gang Bang?

I've got Duke in my Final Four.

My brackets are busted but I could still win if Xavier goes all the way.

I don't know if I'm gonna recover after what happened at Temple.

Everything's riding on Longwood.

William and Mary fucked me right off the bat and now I've nothing left to hope for.

Never thought I'd see the day when a lowly Houston Baptist could beat off a group of dominate Grambling men.

My Asian girlfriend says she has Rice.  Gross.