9.) Gene Simmon's tongue
8.) Whitney Houston's crack-smoking device
7.) The Verruckt
6.) Adele's larynx
5.) Fred C. Trump's vas deferens
4.) Any straw that connects any lips to any vodka/Red Bull
3.) The barrel of the gun that failed to kill Ronald Reagan
2.) Lorena Bobbitt's infamous litter
1.) The vessel inside of your brain that's going to force you to Google "Verruckt" and keep you from having a decent sleep.
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