We fuck your preppy boyfriends with our amazing sideways pussies!
We're gay! We don't care about boys!
We get raped every morning in front of schoolchildren and then go to work writing Javascript for alien rape porn!
We hate rice!
We hate french fries!
You killed millions of innocent Chinese people!
You killed one or two black people! We're not really sure of the exact number because we don't care.
You have strange game shows!
You have odd Alaskan female politicians!
You...uh...fuck, yeah, sorry about that.
You...uh...wasn't ready for an apology quite that soon. Are we friends now?
Maybe.
Okay then.
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This sucks.
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