It's hot.
Go jump in the lake.
The lake is full of piranhas. They will eat me alive.
Fuck. I paid that guy not to tell you after he filled it with piranhas last night. What an asshole.
You know that I'm allergic to piranha bites, right?
Wha...? So, sorry.
Yeah. I break out into these huge losses of flesh all over my body if they even get near me. Should have thought about that, dontcha think?
My bad. Think I confused my vanilla latte with my enbalming fluid this morning.
You should have some Mr. Yuck stickers handy for that.
All of those are on my dick.
Can't need too many. Pretty small surface area if I'm trusting your Instagram account to be accurate.
They don't stick to scabs.
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