Exact Points In A Sentence When You Should Stop Listening

Like...

Fact of the matter is...

...and, then i was like...

Literally...

...like, then...

Make America...

I know what you're thinking.

...and she was like...

Irregardless...

I'm from Alabama.

...like, realllllllly...

Needless to say...

Wilbur Ross says...

...my grandfather was like...

Military discount.

John Bobbitt fan club.

...like, so mad...

...you'll never believe, like...

OMG

...like a ferret said whaaaaaa...

...then, like, tuberculosis...

...and, Instagram was sooooo like...

...like, vegan bacon soup...

LOL

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