Tuesday, December 18, 2018

An Eagle's Performance On Open-Mic Night

























Scree!!
Kaw...wwwwwwrrrrrrraaaaaaaeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
tear
tear
swallow GULP

HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
screeches eeeeeerrrrckaa

COCK-CAW

squuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa




hoot hoot hoot

[audience is silent]

Sorry.  Mistook a bottle of Ambien for a trout today. (sigh)  Give it up for our next act, Tom.  He's a squirrel trapped in bear's body who sings protest hymns about leaf-blowers.












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