They're divorced.
They're married.
They're watching the Tennessee Titans and Jacksonville Jaguars play the super early game in London.
They have a laptop out and their pants are still on.
They only eat chicken wings for 4 months.
They sit for the national anthem because they're too fat to stand up.
They have an orange dick from jerking off with their Cheetos-eating hand.
They can't count to ten.
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