Top 5 Suspects In The Death Of Comedy

1.)  That's what she said.

2.)  That would make a great t-shirt.

3.)  That would be a great name for band.

4.)  They need to make an app for that.

5.)  Quoting Louis C.K. bits to smart women at bars in hopes that they will be temporarily ignorant of your true shittiness and blow you in a parking lot.