Tuesday, January 21, 2020

My First Rodeo



what the fuck is wrong with all these bulls?

yeah, why're they such assholes?

maybe they're just tired of getting mounted all day long like a Kardashian?

you're racist.

what?  all i'm saying is that the Kardashians are sluts.

yeah, we all know that.  i was just reminding you that you're a racist.

oh yeah, i do forget sometimes.  thanks.

i think you have bigot alzheimer's disease.

god, that's so scary.  one day i'm gonna be walking down the street and not even remember who it is that i'm supposed to hate.

you should download that app, "fuck these people".  it sends out a butterfly fart noise whenever you get within ten feet of your natural enemy to remind you to say something nasty and burn a rubber tire around their neck.

ooh, fun!  does it work on android phones?

ugh.  you have an android phone?

yeah.  what's wrong with that?

must be be a problem with my IPhone 27.  should have heard a butterfly fart when you sat down.


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