Dry January

I'm not going to drink for a month.

Oh, cool.  Gonna give the old liver a break?

No, I'm still going to eat old liver.  Just not going to drink.

Gotcha. Okay, no booze for a month.

No, I'm still going to drink booze.  Just going to do it all in Jello shots.  Cuz that's a solid form of a liquid.

Heard.  

2022 was a bit rough for me.

Yeah?  Sorry to hear that.

Apology accepted. 

About how long do youse figure this hiatus is going to last?

No idea.  I have a strange relationship with time.  

So maybe just January?

Ugh, January babies are the worst.

It isn't their choice when to be born.

Mine either, bitch.