Matt Gaetz: They're all too old.
Clarence Thomas: Lincoln freed me, motherfucker.
Jared From Subway: A pardon for my hard-on and I'll be anybody's bitch.
Wilbur Ross: Can't...talk. Neck skin...weighing down...jaw.
Mitch McConnell: Get it together, Wilbur. You really look like shit.
Conan The Barbarian: Smite all the cowardly "rulers" who have not drunken the blood of the fallen Serpent God. #bitchkings
Chris Rock: Trump. [punch] OW! What the fuck!?!
Putin: Keep my wife's name out yo fuckin mouth!
Lee Harvey Oswald: JFK. Naw, for real. I was aiming at Ted Cruz's dad.
Statler and Waldorf: Biden. He's really restored our faith in young people.
