2. special olympics highlight reels
3. straight-to-VHS police academy sequels
4. mixed tapes of leaf blowers
5. connecticut
6. people who die while typing job resumes
seven: dick pics
8. telling the dentist you're gay
9. unstretched mozzarella
10. 4 non blondes tribute bands
11. bot flies
twelve. skull-fucking
13. porn stars that look like people you know
14. writing "poof" on cop cars
15. senior citizens who age badly around their plastic surgery
16. jerking off on toilet paper
17. thunder jazz
18. suicide bomber surprise birthday parties
19. blogs
