Monday, March 25, 2019

The Un-Redacted Dr. Suess Report On Russian Assholery







































You're never too old,
too wacky, too wild,
to pick up a book
and read to a child.

Be who you are,
and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind.

From there to here,
and here to there.
funny things are everywhere.

If things start happening,
don't worry, don't stew.
just go right along,
and you'll start happening, too.

A person's a person,
no matter how small,
do not give up,
I believe in you all.

Except, to Trump,
his kids and his wife,
fuck you all
in the ass with a knife.*

*a sharp object that hurts the anus