2.) Splatters when hit with a hammer.
3.) Looks the same before and after being eaten.
4.) Shares the chemical make-up of a tampon hurtling through space on the coat-tails of a comet made of vomit.
5.) Masturbation fodder for Kevin Costner.
6.) Jesus can not hold on to either because he has holes in his hands.
7.) Kanye West
8.) Adequate stunt-doubles for whale turds in nature documentaries.
9.) Always limp at breakfast.
10.) More fun than snails, sorta.
