Excuse me. You aren't allowed to use that parking spot.
Why?
Because a big blue square with a white stick-figure person in a wheelchair has been painted between two white lines; officially marking the space where your car is currently residing as being specially designated for people whom are ably challenged.
Oh, sorry. I always thought that that was a tag for some gang of retarded kids running a racket on valet parking.
No, sir.
Makes sense, I guess. I mean retarded people can't really pull off organized crime. Hell, they can't even pull off basic math without somehow shitting into each others' mouths.
That's. Not. True.
No, I've seen it. Go on YouTube and type in "Massachusetts". It's a big deal over there.
I happen to be from Boston, sir.
So you know what I'm saying, right?
I would better understand you if there was a bunch of shit inside of your mouth.
Alright. Alright. I'll move my fucking car.
