Hey.
S'Up?
Heard you were sick.
Yeah? Who told you that?
You did. About five seconds ago.
Oh, yeah. I probably still have it.
Do you have any symptoms?
I feel kinda drunk.
That's a sign.
Yeah, I should probably quarantine. Think that means drinking lime gatorade with gin.
See? If more people took this pandemic as seriously as you did then we would probably be done with all of this bullshit by now.
What the hell is a pandemic?
You said that about 30 seconds ago.
