Cops >>> Black Lives Splatter
The Bachelor <<< Date Rape Bingo
Keeping Up With The Kardashians >>> Soft Turd Of A Sick Dog
Jersey Shore <<< 600 Pounds Of Dick Meat
Storage Wars >>> White Trash Wife-Swap And A Lamp
American Idol <<< Micheal J. Fox Handjob After 10 Red Bulls
Real World >>> Fighting Over What To Name A Puppy
Dancing With The Stars <<< Fucking On Top Of Fortune Cookies
America's Next Top Model >>> Duck Face, Duck Fart, Duct Tape
The Amazing Race >>> Taking A Laptop To A Park To Look At Porn.
The Apprentice <<< Incriminating DNA Found On A Clown Suit